The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Review

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By dashingclaire

The Cast

The cast includes Kelsey Grammer's ex- wife Camille Donatacci Grammer, former child stars Kim and her sister Kyle Richards, businesswoman Adrienne Maloof-Nassif, restaurant-owner Lisa Vanderpump-Todd, and business owner Taylor Armstrong.

A Psychic

When I hear the word psychic, many things come to mind-spiritual, intuitive, clairvoyant and second-sighted. None of those words came to mind watching Allison Dubois, self-proclaimed psychic and criminal profiler on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills". The adjectives that jumped out were drunk, rude, aggressive, whacked woman. It was not my intention to watch Real Housewives, but my daughter said, “Mom you have to see this!” The results were me staying up to watch the repeat show to get a recap of what I thought I missed. Now sleep deprived I have only myself to blame for letting a deranged woman keep me from sleep.

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Kelsey Grammer
Kelsey Grammer
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Allison DuBois

The Dinner Party From Hell

Reality shows are made for drama, and I do believe some of it is an act. Hopefully Allison Dubois was doing her best try at dramatic acting because she was neither knowledgeable, supernatural nor mysterious. If she was a true psychic she must have realized the backlash her behavior was going to have. The audience knew! "That woman is insane!" An unpretentious quote by Tucson, AR fan describes Allison Dubois.

Allison Dubois, the character on which the show 'Medium' is based, was on Bravo's "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as a dinner guest and best friend of Camille, Kelsey Grammer’s ex-wife (“It's time for me to come out of my husband's shadow and shine.”). Camille, herself an interesting individuals, who proclaims thought out the show she’s forgiving and doesn’t hold grudges. But all she talks about is Kyle Richards, and how Kyle gravely hurt her feelings. Whenever someone reminds her she’s still holding a grudge, she looks like a deer catch in headlights with eyes wide and mouth opened. Kyle thinks Camille is a “delusional bitch.” Camille is so convinced of her self-righteous victory over a “morally bankrupt” Kyle at their last New York dinner gathering, that she wants another shot at the high road.

Camille Grammer has a dinner party and invites the housewives including Allison Dubois. Kyle Richards hesitates accepting when Camille called, but accepts when it’s agreed she can bring Faye Resnick, a former Playboy model and friend of Nicole Brown Simpson. Faye and Kyle had previous plans which they should have kept. The dinner turns into the Dinner Party From Hell.

Camille is a generous soul who doesn't like to hold a grudges attacks Kyle who is defended by Faye. Allison Dubois comes to Camille’s aid and the dinner turns into “OneFlew Over the Coco Nest”. Now understand the show is edited for TV, but Allison seemed to be the only really belting down drinks that even Camille tried to take her glass. The Dinner Party from hell started when Camille “seems” to remember Faye Resnick from somewhere. “That’s right Playboy Magazine.” Now really, was that necessary since she knew the woman was coming to her house. Faye Resnick posed nude for Playboy BUT so did Camille. So was the real reason for mentioning it that Fay is also a close friend of Kyle Richards and her family.

Camille: “So now, how do you know Faye and who is Faye? I mean, I know she looks familiar, but I don’t know who Faye is?”

Kyle: “She’s a very close family friend, I consider her like a sister. “

Camille: “Oh, that’s nice.”

Camille: “You know how I know her? I saw her naked in Playboy. She posed naked in Playboy after the OJ trial. That’s her.”

Well, all of that gave Allison Dubois free license to start acting out. Allison ended up getting into a heated fight with Kyle after Kyle and Camille yelled at each other. Allison Dubois involved herself in to their shouting match, making the comment, “Well, you know what? You (Kyle) are not interesting to me at all. But you continue being interested by me. That’s awesome. You have two legs, too. They can walk.” A - when did this become Allison’s house and party?

Allison pulls out a electronic cigarette and continues sipping on mammoth cocktails. She resembled Joan Crawford in “Mommy Dearest “with dramatic and wild-eyed puffs off her E-cigarette and sips of her mammoth martini.

Allison the psychic must have known she was drunk and obnoxious. That would make her behavior deliberately hurtful and harmful. Allison continued to make statements to Kyle such as, “You should know that your husband will never fulfill you.” Once the housewives finally left, Allison continued with statements, “I know when she’s (Kyle) going to die and what happens to her children.” OK!

It’s Camille’s house, dinner party and guests and she could have ended the craziness – but did not! It’s ironic that perhaps Allison was channeling Camille and not Kyle with her comments – "Your husband will never emotionally fulfill you, so know that," she happily announced to Kyle. "As soon as your kids are grown up you'll have nothing in common." Then Allison said Kyle had a hard time getting along with women and Camille didn't like someone intruding on her turf. "That's me! That's me!" Camille insisted, as if preferring men's company to women's is something to brag about. Allison continues on Kyle her husband is cheating on her; she’s cold as ice. Really sounds like Camille. Wrong channel Allison!

Allison Dubois ended the show taped part of the evening with a bizarre nasty drunk rant of cruel, cliche-laden vulgarity in the presence of Camille the lady. “Those bitch women have another thing coming if they think Allison Dubois is ever going to lend her sixth sense should any of their kids have the misfortune of being abducted.” Laughing, she guffawed, stirring her (lose count) drink with that preposterous pretend cigarette. “A pox upon their children! Double middle fingers to the lot of them! She'll shove her cigarette up Kyle's butt—oh wait; she'd need 100 of them to make them stick. Yeah, she went there,” as her hand jerked off the air. “I know exactly when and how Kyle is going to die and I love that about myself.” Children are off limits – Allison’s doomed!

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Jamie Brock profile image

Jamie Brock Level 6 Commenter 17 months ago

Glad someone else was sucked into this! I usually do not get emotional about reality TV but that red-headed, so-called psychic really pissed me off! She has to be the cockiest, most arrogant woman I've ever seen. Do NOT care for her one bit. Never cared much for Camille, either. I wonder if she ever gets embarrassed about the way she comes across on television. Maybe she has no clue. Anyway, love your hub on RHOBH! I try not to get hooked on this stuff but it hooks me anyway.

Tammy230 17 months ago

Check out this blog by a professional psychic medium, too funny...yet so true!!

Leave your comments too, would love to hear what you all think. Talk about a cat fight!!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Barb-Powell-Celebrit

http://www.barb-powell.com/allison-dubois-real-hou

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dashingclaire Hub Author 17 months ago

LOL Jamie Brock I'm happy I'm not the only one not impressed w/Camille. Yes I'm sucked into this too - for how long??? Thanks for comment and being the first.

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dashingclaire Hub Author 17 months ago

Tammy230 Thanks for the link - very funny!!

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Judicastro Level 1 Commenter 17 months ago

Dashing, the show has become a regular for my husband and I (we love seeing the houses quite frankly), but Camille is way too much and this episode undid me with that psychic.

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dashingclaire Hub Author 17 months ago

Hi Judicastro, I agree this episode was the real faces of Camille and her psychic BFF! Not looking good for the both of them....

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vicki goodwin Level 3 Commenter 16 months ago

I enjoyed reading your take about the housewives and the dinner party. I can not believe how horrid Camille behaves. This week she brought Kyle a book on how to behave... Seems she should have read it first.

Again, I enjoyed your views on the housewives as I am totally addicted to them.

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dashingclaire Hub Author 16 months ago

Hi Vicki Goodwin I agree with you. Camille was rude and out of line giving Kyle that book w/her conceited face. She uses her husband's wealth to bully. ...And now her husband has kicked her to the curb.

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Str8up Hookups 16 months ago

No one wants to say it so I will,Camille is delusional,she's crass,classless and an all out female dog in heat.

You all know we're so happy that Kelsey is so over her,funny thing is she knows it.

Did you notice how he really wanted nothing to do with her when she came to New York with the girls.

I give hime kudos for playing along,but he's so over her and outta there.

I really hope that he goes for custody of the kids 2 nannies for each kid,house manager,maids,chefs and we don't know what else,but you never see her with the kids,she never spends quality time with the kids.

Am I the only one that noticed that?

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dashingclaire Hub Author 16 months ago

Yes Str8up Hookups most times the people side with the wife in these situations, but not this time. Camille is the wife to hate. If she left the show who would take her place? Her psychic really got this all wrong! - get sober & quit whatever you were really smoking...

lisa 16 months ago

Ok. Been watching BH all season and here's how I see it. Taylor will NOT own up to her part, a big part, in the NY fiasco with 'insecure'. She's not fooling anyone by continually throwing Kim under the bus. Kim has tried to call her out since day 1 but Taylor just keeps yelling over her. Kyle, regardless of the situation or background, looks for any opportunity to jump all over Kim and embarass her in front of Kyle's 'true friends'. Kyle is a bully and Taylor is a bully. Kyle obviously has a lot of resentment towards Kim and uses any opportunity to try to break her. Lisa and Adrienne are the only stable ones. Taylor is a snake.

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dashingclaire Hub Author 16 months ago

Thank you everyone for your comments and interest. Can't wait for the reunion show!

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dashingclaire Hub Author 16 months ago

I agree w/you Lisa that Taylor's not to be trusted. Lisa tried to warn Kyle of that. Lisa and Adrienne are the stable ones. There is more to the Kim, Kyle and missing Hilton sister and their mother story. Kim is a substance abuser and very dependent personality. Kyle has resentment but we need the whole story.

If Camille leaves Taylor will be the the housewife to hate! Thanks for the comment

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wavegirl22 Level 4 Commenter 16 months ago

dashingclaire - ok add me in here, for I too hate to be sucked in but these girls got me! Funny but in the last couple of weeks I feel like I have seen Camille in a new light. I think it was when whats his name interviewed her. . Taylor needs to suck some of that air out of her lips, and Kyle needs a serious make over, that hair has to go and the Brit needs to give me her Boo dog :) Adrienne is the best one so far, funny at first I didnt like her (its those lips though hers are not anywhere as bad as Taylors) - I am going to miss this group, but thanks to Bravo the NY Girls are right behind! Loved this Hub :)

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dashingclaire Hub Author 16 months ago

Welcome wavegirl22 Happy you stopped by and joined the group. Funny how we all got sucked into this show. With all the plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills, the lips really should better. Nice observation!

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Melissa Barra 15 months ago

I never got a chance to watch this show but decided last Sunday to view some clips on YouTube..boy was I hooked. Watched a lot of them (clips) for 4 hrs maybe. I didn't find Adrienne, Taylor or Lisa particularly interesting. Kyle and Kim were child actors back in my day and Kim however was an icon of mine. So I instantly took to them however I didn't like Kyle's attitude. She is very rude to her sister Kim who obviously has gone through some tough times and is quite vulnerable. Judging by her behavior, it seems to me she may have had a nervous breakdown. You would think as a sister she would be loving and compassionate to Kim. Maybe she feels that since her husband supports Kim she owes her nothing and feels the right to dominate her. Personally, my heart goes out to her. As for Camille, there are up and down sides to this woman. The up side being that she does have compassion for people who are in need and is like Kim, vulnerable because she is going through a divorce with Kelsey Grammer. I think she's basically a good person but has issues she needs to address. On one episode she let loose and was dancing like an exotic dancer would (but with clothes) and as Lisa stated, "the only thing missing was a pole." I think she is acting out of hurt because of her divorce. Quite frankly, I don't see what she saw in Kelsey and was really quite surprised that she was the Camille from the 80s Club MTV series.

I really wish I got to view the series from episode 1 until the end. And it's a shame it won't be returning with the same cast. Really enjoyed the reunion airing as well. Hopefully we will see more of Kim and Camille in future TV series whether it be reality or regular televsion shows.

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dashingclaire Hub Author 15 months ago

Melissa Barra thanks for the comment. Reruns of the most of the different Housewives have been running on cable. You may still get a chance to see the episodes. Good luck!

jomac 2 months ago

Lisa is head and shoulders above all the others.

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dashingclaire Hub Author 2 months ago

I like Lisa. I was disappointed in the reunion show for this season. Seems she got thrown under the bus. Jomac thanks for the comment

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